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[alt_alice]

My water just broke.

I'm in the garden.

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[alt_sirius]

S'funny, tea always gives me cramp.

Soothing, right. All that caffeine makes everything else slow down, I suppose.

[alt_lupin]

I think it's probably making the tea - having to stop and take a few minutes to be calm and do something logical and sensible. Always seems to help me, anyway.

[alt_sirius]

Course, I hear you.

Like rolling a spliff.

[alt_lupin]

I've changed my mind. I'm exceptionally glad you're not here.