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[alt_alice]

My water just broke.

I'm in the garden.

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[alt_lupin]

I think the waiting will be much preferably to all this running about. Although I may change my mind in a few hours time.

[alt_sirius]

Well, if nothing else, you can have your tea.

You and tea. It's like an obsession.

[alt_lupin]

Tea is very soothing. I'm fairly sure there have been scientific studies to prove it.

[alt_sirius]

S'funny, tea always gives me cramp.

Soothing, right. All that caffeine makes everything else slow down, I suppose.

[alt_lupin]

I think it's probably making the tea - having to stop and take a few minutes to be calm and do something logical and sensible. Always seems to help me, anyway.

[alt_sirius]

Course, I hear you.

Like rolling a spliff.

[alt_lupin]

I've changed my mind. I'm exceptionally glad you're not here.